ישראלבודי - למה ילדי החוף מתכוונים כשהם אומרים.....

"Bodybuilder" Translation - Daniel Evans

* "I'm a bodybuilder": I'm not a bodybuilder.

* "I eat loads": I eat like a bird.

* "I'm a "hardgainer"; I'm lazy and I undereat.

* "I only have 10lb dumbbells": I've got no intention of training properly.

* "My friend Darren done it and he's huge": My friend is juicing on the sly and I wasn't invited.

* "My chest is unbalanced": I'd rather lye on a bench instead of doing something more physically productive.

* "I want to gain weight but keep my abs": I don't wan't to gain weight.

* "Ronnine does....": I have no idea about genetics, CNS conditioning and anabolic steroids.

* "Which "stack" is the best for mass?": I'm looking for several useless magic supplements to turn me into Ronnie overnight.

* "I'm "hitting from all angles": I'm scared incase I m-i-s-s the magic exercise so I'll just do everything.

* "Look at Arnie smoking a joint!": I'm showing you a video / picture everyone in the world has seen. I'm a new "bodybuilder".

* "I'm training for "mass": I've discovered a cool new word for "muscle". I shall use it often.

* "When I'm doing Preacher Curls...": I fail to see the stupidity of sitting down on a huge peice of equipment to do an angled concentration curl.

* "I hate it when people curl in the Power Rack": I chose a shit gym. It's my fault but I'll just continue to complain. All the cool kids complain about it and I wasn't going to squat anyways...

* "I need a friend to spot": I'm using the wrong equipment and performing less important movements with a weight I clearly can't handle.

* "I need to "switch up" my routine": I've tried a routine for 2 weeks and I still don't look like Ronnie...

* "Whatever my mom makes me"; Despite the vaugeness this is my only wholesome, half nutritious meal I'll eat all day.

* "I'm cutting next month, then bulking next month, then cutting.."; I'm never going to grow.

* "Couldn't do legs today.."; Those power rack curlers were conveniently in my shit gym again today...