[Elevation]

Just Some Chuck's fact from the top of my head:


Somebody once told chuck that roundhouse is not the best way to kik someone.
Scientists call this "The worst mistake ever made".

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands….. they are now just known as Islands

Chuck norris once roundhouse kicked God so hard that he had a kid named Jesus.

there’s only one hand that beats a royal flush…chuck norris’ hand

when chuck norris has sex with a man its not because he’s gay, its because he’s run out of women

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

On the 7th day, God rested…. Chuck Norris took over.

Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.



What does Chuck Norris tell himself when he's training? "Fedor's coming, Fedor's coming".