ציטוט:
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פורסם במקור על ידי P-a-n-1-c
אני לא מבין איך מהתובנה שלי לגבי נשים התגלגלה פה שיחת חולין מה זה הדבר הזה??
מי מוצץ למי מה אתם חולים??
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אל תכעס לפני השינה פאניק, קבל:
why did the chicken cross the road?
(To get to the other side)
aristotle: it is the nature of chicken to cross roads
CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Ernest Hemingway: To die. Alone. In the rain.
morpheus: Neo, there is no chicken
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from
the trees.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Malcolm X's Answer:
The chicken didn't cross that road, the road crossed that chicken.
Bob Dylan's Answer:
How many roads must a chicken then cross, before you call him a rooster?
Mythbusters's Answer:
If you fire a frozen chicken out of a cannon; not only will it cross a road, it could be a lethal projectile.
Martin Luther King, Jr: I envision a world where all chickens, be they black or white or brown or red or speckled, will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Douglas Adams: Forty-two
Julius Caesar: It came, It saw, It crossed
Martin Luther King : It had a dream.
Sisyphus : Was it pushing a rock, too?
Pierre de Fermat:
I just don't have room here to give the full explanation.
Rene Descartes:
It had sufficient reason to believe it was dreaming anyway.
Johnny Cochran 's Answer:
Because the road was black and the chicken was white. We must acquit.
Scully: It was a simple bio-mechanical reflex that is commonly found in chickens.
Grandpa:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Melanie Griffith:
Don't lie about your chicken. Defy it.
Jack Nicholson:
You WANT that chicken on the road. You NEED that chicken on the road. You're just too much of a chicken to be on that road YOURSELF!
Jewish Chicken:
Vaat? The pig crosses the road and no one notices. But I cross the road and now it's a Federal case already?!