חברים הגעתי לתובנה

[Eli]

פורסם במקור על ידי P-a-n-1-c

אני לא מבין איך מהתובנה שלי לגבי נשים התגלגלה פה שיחת חולין מה זה הדבר הזה??
מי מוצץ למי מה אתם חולים??

אל תכעס לפני השינה פאניק, קבל:

why did the chicken cross the road?
(To get to the other side)

aristotle: it is the nature of chicken to cross roads

CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Ernest Hemingway: To die. Alone. In the rain.


morpheus: Neo, there is no chicken


Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference

Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from
the trees.

Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.

Malcolm X's Answer:
The chicken didn't cross that road, the road crossed that chicken.

Bob Dylan's Answer:
How many roads must a chicken then cross, before you call him a rooster?

Mythbusters's Answer:
If you fire a frozen chicken out of a cannon; not only will it cross a road, it could be a lethal projectile.

Martin Luther King, Jr: I envision a world where all chickens, be they black or white or brown or red or speckled, will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.


Douglas Adams: Forty-two


Julius Caesar: It came, It saw, It crossed


Martin Luther King : It had a dream.


Sisyphus : Was it pushing a rock, too?

Pierre de Fermat:
I just don't have room here to give the full explanation.



Rene Descartes:
It had sufficient reason to believe it was dreaming anyway.

Johnny Cochran 's Answer:
Because the road was black and the chicken was white. We must acquit.

Scully: It was a simple bio-mechanical reflex that is commonly found in chickens.

Grandpa:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Melanie Griffith:
Don't lie about your chicken. Defy it.

Jack Nicholson:
You WANT that chicken on the road. You NEED that chicken on the road. You're just too much of a chicken to be on that road YOURSELF!

Jewish Chicken:
Vaat? The pig crosses the road and no one notices. But I cross the road and now it's a Federal case already?!